The Passing of a Legend
TETRIS--Blue Tetris, aged 4 months, was tragically ripped from those
who loved him Wednesday May, 10. Bryten Smith in an attempt to
recreate the David Blaine stunt plunged him into a watery grave. Tetris
unable to hold his breath long enough for rescuers to arrive, slowly
succumbed to the tainted water. Bystanders quickly pulled Tetris
from the water, ripped him into pieces searching for signs of life. After
two days of intensive care, all hope was lost. Mourners are being asked
to send love donations to VDTBT (victims of drown toys by tots). Family
will be meeting at the Smith home Sunday May, 21 to celebrate the life
of Tetris.